posted 2 days ago
Blissful Sunday morning on the river. 💕

Blissful Sunday morning on the river. 💕

This is… all of this… it’s too much for me.

hannimania:

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

Die bitch Die

#this looks like a cheesy crime book cover - twerkinghannibal

hannimania:

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

Die bitch Die

#this looks like a cheesy crime book cover - twerkinghannibal

paparchimedes:

There are several stages of loving a character

Stage 0: who’s that they look cool

Stage 1: wow i like this character

Stage 2: they’re my favorite

Stage 3: i love them

Stage 4: tHEY’RE SO PERFECT

Stage 5: i ha te yOU AND I LO VE YOU SO GODDAMN MU CH

Stage 6: YOU PIECE OF FUCKING TR ASH YOU RUINED MY LIFE THE DAY I LAID EYES ON YOU I’M GOIN G TO KILL YO U AND D RO WN YOU IN MY TEARS

posted 1 week ago via -surge · © somnifik with 18,392 notes
somnifik:

"This is how fragile your life is"

somnifik:

"This is how fragile your life is"

notchicken:

punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

"Do it.
Get on the plane, get the train,
Walk 300 miles.
Get to her front door and tell her
“I know this is crazy
But I need you now.”
Our lives are too short to always be sensible,
Get the girl.
Distance makes no difference if your eyes light up when she laughs."
— FRS.   (via gillianstevens)
How rape trials should go?
  • Lawyer: Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
  • Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes.
  • Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
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